Totlandia: Book 1, The Onesies: Fall by Josie Brown

   "The Pacific Heights Moms and Tots Club is the most exclusive children's playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city's ultra-competitive elite, the club's ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize. 
      But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club's founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there's no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection... from tots or their moms. 
      In a world of power and prestige, no one has more than Bettina. And as every mom in Pacific Heights knows, you simply cannot cross her. But this year's admissions process is more rigorous than ever, pitting prospective members against each other to prove their mettle. 
      But four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her son's life. Jillian's husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband - just a sperm donor - and she's hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son has special needs... just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry into the club. 

      Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances - and their private lives - go up in flames?

      Friendship. Lies. Seduction. Betrayal. Welcome to Totlandia."

      This book is definitely not a clean read. While the overall story of the competing moms is cute and dramatic in a fun way, the story is outdone by the scandalous behavior among the parents. Very descriptive sexual scenes are included throughout this novel. None of these sex scenes are among married couples, but are either among the unmarried characters, or with characters who are being unfaithful to their spouses. There are also many instances of crude language. I would suggest this is not a book for those interested in a clean read.

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